“Things We Learned About Hawaii From Hawaii 5-0″ Episode 2, Ohana

McGarrett is one bad dude.  The same way Jack Bauer is a bad dude.  If Jack Bauer could do it his way, the show would be called 12, not 24.  If McGarrett could do it his way, Hawaii Five-0 would be a 30 minute show.  He’d probably have captured Bin Laden too.   Crime would be reduced in Hawaii, HPD would disband, and it would be nothing but sunshine and rainbows in the Aloha state.  Of course the court system would be backed up with police brutality cases.  Danno is turning out to be a big sissy pants wanting to do everything by the book which makes for good TV.  I’m expecting a slap fight to break out soon between the two.

Speaking of which, most people enjoy a good catfight, especially if Kono and a blond Russian are involved.  Their battle goes crashing from the kitchen, through the gate outside then to the pool outside.  But if they had fallen into, say a tub of jello, the scene may have played out a bit longer.  But alas, all good things must come to an end, and the bad guys show up, Russians this time.  Maybe it would have been better to skip work and go to the graduation after all.

And now, “Things We Learned About Hawaii From Hawaii 5-0″ Episode 2, Ohana

1)  Hawaiians stay fit, trim an ready for the beach 365 days a year on a diet of shaved ice and malasadas.

2)  We mock Haoles who wear their Haoles clothes.  Even with a tie, they just beome professional looking Haoles.

3)  Since last week, Hawaii became an even worse hotbed of international terrorism, where shootouts can break out at any corner.


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One Response to “Things We Learned About Hawaii From Hawaii 5-0″ Episode 2, Ohana

  1. BigBraddah says:

    We also mock those who say shaved ice. hahaaaa.

    Re; ‘Ohana:
    Lower third reads ala moana bldv waikiki. but they are on Nimitz Hiway. passing Aloha Tower. Going Ewa. Towards Kalihi. That is not waikiki.
    Ostensibly it is around six ayem. BUT! shadows reveal it is mid day in Honolulu.
    Suddenly their Black Ford SUV is rammed by a white Ford E350 van.
    The impact occurs at the heliport area makai of Hilton rainbow Tower, at the surfer’s parking lot. They cleared the area for the segment. Let the cars roll onto the sand from the asphalt… How did they get to Waiks from downtown in three seconds?? The very moment the white van hits the right passenger door of the SUV, we see the left headlight and housing all bussup instantly. How can that happen?!
    They push the guy into dark blue Ford Astro van, sans back plate. pretty dumb. least they could do is steal plates for the kidnap.
    The blonde, I knew she looked familiar. She’s the striking blond girlfriend of Le Chiffre plated by Mads Mikkelson in the latest Casino Royale 007 w/ Daniel Craig.
    When Chin replays the footage of the car impact, the white van is now… hitting the back right side of the black SUV. And now, when a baddie pops out of the white van, only one door opens. But originally, both 2 back doors opened.
    Chin tells steve the wounded man went into the “kahiko on Kalia Road.

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