McGarrett is one bad dude. The same way Jack Bauer is a bad dude. If Jack Bauer could do it his way, the show would be called 12, not 24. If McGarrett could do it his way, Hawaii Five-0 would be a 30 minute show. He’d probably have captured Bin Laden too. Crime would be reduced in Hawaii, HPD would disband, and it would be nothing but sunshine and rainbows in the Aloha state. Of course the court system would be backed up with police brutality cases. Danno is turning out to be a big sissy pants wanting to do everything by the book which makes for good TV. I’m expecting a slap fight to break out soon between the two.
Speaking of which, most people enjoy a good catfight, especially if Kono and a blond Russian are involved. Their battle goes crashing from the kitchen, through the gate outside then to the pool outside. But if they had fallen into, say a tub of jello, the scene may have played out a bit longer. But alas, all good things must come to an end, and the bad guys show up, Russians this time. Maybe it would have been better to skip work and go to the graduation after all.
And now, “Things We Learned About Hawaii From Hawaii 5-0″ Episode 2, Ohana
1) Hawaiians stay fit, trim an ready for the beach 365 days a year on a diet of shaved ice and malasadas.
2) We mock Haoles who wear their Haoles clothes. Even with a tie, they just beome professional looking Haoles.
3) Since last week, Hawaii became an even worse hotbed of international terrorism, where shootouts can break out at any corner.