What’s in the box in tonight’s episode “He Kane Hewa’ole”?!?! (spoiler free)

Originally posted on January 17, 2011.


Yes, before some of you get your knickers in a bunch, the main body is spoiler free, so read on.  The spoiler is at the very end with an adequate amount of spoiler space.

While I was on set last December, I got to see the filming for tonight’s episode.  HPD and the Five-0’s chase a blue Mustang that flips over at a dead end.  A mysterious box rolls out…but the question on everyone’s mind is “WHAT’S IN THE BOX?”

Grace Park, Kono Kalakaua, Hawaii Five-0

Grace Park, Hawaii Five-0 filming in December, Photo: Officer808

So while no one was looking, I ran to the box to take a sneak peek and here’s what I found…

He Kane Hewa'ole, Hawaii Five-0

Hmm..."Steve 'The Dream' McGarrett, Kukui High Class of '92"

Ok, so I opened it up and here’s what I saw…

He Kane Hewa'ole, Hawaii Five-0

This is interesting...

Let’s see what we have here…

He Kane Hewa'ole, Hawaii Five-0

"A History of the Modern World", "Property of Kukui High School Library", due date inside 9/22/1991. Overdue library book? Shame on you, Steven!

And what’s this?

He Kane Hewa'ole, Hawaii Five-0

A bunch of tapes... Linear "Sending All My Love", MC Hammer "Let's Get It Started", and MILLI VANILLI!!! "Girl You Know It's True". Last, a mix tape that reads: "<3 Steve's Love Jamz"

A champagne glass…

He Kane Hewa'ole, Hawaii Five-0

"Precious and Few", Kukui High School Senior Prom, 5/20/1992

And last…

He Kane Hewa'ole, Hawaii Five-0

A can of SPAM! I knew it, the key to Super SEAL-ness

So piecing together what I know, it looks like the Yakuza ninjas from “Ke Kinohi” go back to Steve’s house to get more evidence that incriminates Hiro Noshimuri.  Instead, they grab McG’s high school memento box, and a can of Spam from the kitchen.  If I were McG I’d be mad as hell that they stole my mix tape of Love Jamz as well, cause it sets the mood with Catherine… “I Adore Mi Amor”, by Color Me Badd leads to some Barry White action!



The CBS production team told the local neighbors that a bomb was in the box.  Some press releases say “human remains”.  Another release on another spoiler site flat out tells you what it is.  It rhymes with shuman shmhead.   Go figure it out. 😉

Update: No I did not run to the box and check out what’s inside.  Three big Samoans would have tackled me.  This post is the result of an overactive imagination.


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11 Responses to What’s in the box in tonight’s episode “He Kane Hewa’ole”?!?! (spoiler free)

  1. Pinkie says:

    Shame on Steve! Milli Vanilli? – There must be a Wham and an A-ha tape that haven’t been unearthed yet. With all that gorgeous curly brown hair I KNOW he must have had a mullet! Where’s the evidence?
    I’m looking in that box for the half used bottle of Hai Karate cologne.
    Spam… the breakfast of champions. 🙂 We suspected as such.
    Thanks Bob… now… what’s in your box?

    • officer808 says:

      Pinkie…I think I saw “Careless Whisper” written on the track list of the case.

      I lol’ed at your High Karate! Back in the day “Cool Water” and “Drakkar” were the colognes of choice. I’m sure there’s a cuffed pair of Z. Cavaricci pants in there somewhere too.

      Let me just say my box is probably not much different from Steve’s box 😉 LOL

  2. rescuewriter (Vanessa) says:

    LOL Steve “The Dream” McGarrett. Quite the collection going on there. LOL

  3. textbook says:

    Ossifer, I luv u. Will u ask ur wife if u can marry me?

  4. 3DHawaii.com says:

    Where, oh where, did you find those cassette tapes. Brilliant!

  5. McPhee says:

    Hahaha it would be funny if they put it in the scene with Danno’s jokes about it

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